twilly

Something Simon never did, does not, and certainly never will have, unfortunately for him. Meanwhile, it remains a source of immense amusement for everyone else.

Where's Simon's twilly??

I say, that boy appears to have no twilly!

Oh no! twilly gone!

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hansuckass

Variation on hansel, used by Derek Zoolander in a derogatory way, after he had been told to "derelick his balls, capitan" and having lost a walk-off to him

That Hansuckass, I hate him

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