Unit

A word to describe a very large (ie FAT) whale looking creature... usually women...! Rarely seen during daylight as they are too busy in the sea eating all the fish!

Almost definately found out at night, drinking pints and waiting for Dallas Chicken to open! Can also be described as a lagoon creature, and seem to appear more attractive as the night goes on & the more drunk you get....

If found, please return to sea or may become extinct due to starvation

Bloke 1: Bloooody hell! Look at that....

Bloke 2: Yeah she is a bit of a unit!

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Babbit

When you have a real wet fart and a few poo particles fly out your bun, they are called babbits.

"wow that was a ripper"

"I know - my pants are full of babbits"