Clam tam

Your partner must be a squirter.
Grab a Tim tam bite the ends off.
Smash the Mrs until she is about to squirt.
Put the Tim tam on and suck the juices out

Whilst finger banging

I gave the mrs a good old clam tam on the weekend

masko

When you see a single occupant in the car in which the driver is wearing a face mask to prevent spreading of covid

derivative of spotto

Masko! This stupid prick is wearing a mask inside the car and nobody’s with them

That fucking idiot

csr fisting

Your at work and the managers want you and your work colleges to finalise paper work and clearly that shit ain't gonna happen.

Once again the csr fisting, managers don't know shit on the front line, us customer service kunce always get a fisting