manus

A multi-purpose orifice that both consumes food and excretes waste. A combination of a mouth and anus into one disgustingly efficient location for input and output. Pronunciation: /meɪn-ˈəs/

"That jellyfish eats and poops out of the same manus! Nature is so metal."
"All Donald Trump does is talk useless shit. His mouth is such a manus."