foaj

Friend of "A.Johnson"

Foaj quit letting A Johnson give u a hot carl.

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H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)

H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.

H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.

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JOHNSON FEST

This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.

The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.

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farting frank

This is a big ogar who farts all the time. He gets off on the smell of rotting ass.

Farting Frank shit his pants again.

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1LJ

AKA "ONE LUBE JOB" This is the act of fucking somebody metaforically speaking.

A. Johnson got a 1lj form Sanna Anna.

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bravo

Any fine as milf with brown hair.

I'd like to bend bravo over.

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TEAM JOHNSON

AKA "them hoe's that work at your local dodge dealership's service dept."

All of team johnson can hop on my bag.

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