Water Maggot

These boaters are defined by their small boats, no etiquette, fast driving, inconsiderate, and complete mongoloids. Charter boat captains look upon these folk with disgust, ruining fishing spots and entire lakes. The water maggot vessels are normally full of googan.

Anytime the Charter boats find a good fishing spot the Water Maggots invade it shortly.

Fuckuation

This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.

Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.

Two Bottom Plow

Known in rural areas of the Midwest, this term is used for the dirty naughty farm bitches. If you find that dirty farmers daughter that wants two cocks in her ass simultaneously, just tell her Dad you are giving her the two bottom plow to keep things civil. The two bottom plow is defined as double penetration “plowing that field” in the anus.

Ole farmer Johnson’s daughter said she will let us do whatever we want to her, I say we give her the two bottom plow.

Beatdown

If you’re into compound words that can be used in a variety of ways, “Beatdown” is for you. Use this word to describe a successful accomplishment or anything in a positive manner. Also, you can use this word to describe your performance in bed or how many beers you can destroy.

#1. I just ordered a round of beers for the boys, it’s gonna be a “beatdown.”
#2. That girl came over and I jacked that pig like you wouldn’t believe, it was a “beatdown.”
#3. I just got that bitches number, it’s gonna be a “beatdown” boys.

Booster Seat

If a person is in the sitting position and needs to elevate themselves they can use fecal matter to help. A person must excrete fecal matter in the sitting position and it causes the person to rise in the seat. The booster seat often causes a squirming sensation.

I went on a dinner date, the girl was taller than me do I had to give myself a booster seat.

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Jack That Pig

Jack that pig is used to enlighten success. Anytime you have accomplished something you can use jack that pig in an excited, manly voice to let people know. See it used in a sentence for further clarification.

I really gave that girl some good sex last night, I really know how to jack that pig!