Keegan d.

Keegan is a short person that blinks, and runs like a duck. He usually has a very hot sister and can’t bag one baddie. He also can’t kick a soccer ball and doesn’t know how to trap a ball.

Look there’s Keegan d.
He has no bitches tho

Tearek

Tearek is a Canadian reject that decides to join cross country instead of soccer.

Friends: There is Tearek
Me: Let’s go bully him