information

Accepted insight that eliminates uncertainty

"God is exists, but he does not accept this information." - about some atheist.
"New information about this man. He believes that God exists. So he's a religious man." - about man, who believes in God.
"When you told me something I'm already known, this not provides new information to me at all" - about someone, who's already accepted information or does not accept is completely.

kentucky plug

A sexual position involving the use of a croquet mallet, midget, and a demolition ranch T-shirt.

"Oh man I heard you got a Kentucky plug last night."
"Yeah, after your legs go numb its pretty awesome."