gagina

True Definition of Gagina.

Gagina (pronounced Guh-J-eye-na) is the mergining of two words (Gut and Vagina)...hence GaGina.

A Gagina is when a woman is so fat that the roll of blubber formed just underneath her waistband bulges out and appears to have a large, vertical dent in it. This gives the appearance of a large vagina but is, in fact, just an optical illusion formed by the fat and the elastic in the underwear.

Tony: I like REALLY large women! Where's the best place to go in this town to scope me out some ladies with Gaginas?

Leroy: Walmart. There's so many there you'll think you died and went to heaven.

Tony: Thanks. I can smell the yeast already.

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stovepipe

A temporary view the anus takes after the act of anal sex. When the penis (or penis shaped device) is pulled out of the ass, the anus is sometimes left temporarily gaping wide open. This allows for a clear view into the ass thus creating the affect you might get when looking down a stovepipe.

After a few seconds the anus will usually contract back to normal shape.

Millie: Holy cow, after finding my mom's video tapes in her closet. I watched my Dad totally stovepiped her. I mean it looked like you could see all the way to China. No wonder my Mom was walking funny the next day.
Holly: You're Dad is totally hot. He could stovepipe me anyday.
Millie: I'll ask. Maybe my Mom could film it.

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