Grant

A pretentious prick, the whitest human being you have ever possibly met. He has the bluest eyes and blondest hair you’d ever see. He’s so rude and annoying you wouldn’t believe it. He makes rape jokes every hour and wears vineyard vines and simply southern. He enjoys boating and sailing with his obnoxiously wealthy family and flaunting is money. Don’t talk to grant unless you want to be in a swimsuit magazine or fly to Paris anytime soon.

Guy: hey Grant what’s up!

Grant: ur mom haha libtard!
Guy: I forgot he was such a Grant...