Texas faced sports cunt

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.

"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"

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sloppy cunt

Insult for one who fails miserably due to unpreparedness, incompetence, or laziness. Used widely in England.

I said TWO sugars vicar, not one! You sloppy cunt!

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Bum Off

To Bum Off someone or something is to love it so much that you would have sex with it

You two Bum Off that film

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steamer

1. A Drunken Mess
2. One who drinks frequently and in large quantity.
3. One who drinks too much and is an embarrassment.

1. My daughter and her steamer mates
2. I am a steamer
3. My younger and very underage steamer daughter

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