Dumpster Pump

Dumpster Pump : To Pump Dumpsters

A phrase that was made popular by the alt right white nationalist with a 147 IQ known as Owen Benjamin. Owen has a large cult following of homosexual supporters who refer to themselves as bears who not only preach the bear lifestyle but also live it day to day. Their preference for large hairy gay men as well as being outcasts themselves, forced them to sneak around and perform sexual acts with other bears in discreet locations. This usually led them to pumping each other behind dumpsters of old crack motels. When asked what happens if there is a homeless man sleeping behind the dumpster Owen simply replied ' The more the merrier is logos'.

Owen being so hi IQ allowed him to discover that if you strap on a pair of roller skates before you pump, it provides you with a clean getaway once you spray the evil out. It also allows him to be able to just glide in with no lube.

Owen has been knighted Sir Pumper of Dumpsters by Tommy Robinson

ex 1: I can't wait for the annual big bear meet up at the flat earth festival this year. There is going to be a lot of dumpster pumping going on.

ex 2:
Bear 1: 'Hi I'm a bear'
Bear 2: 'Me to...wanna pump?'
Bear 1:'Obviously'

Owen ' My dumpster is sore from all the pumping this weekend. Crowder came over'

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Gamma Male

Is nothing but a term that was made up by Teddy Spaghetti and stolen by Owen Benjamin so they can label everyone and everything that disagrees with their tyranny and cult like mentality of their followers

Teddy: 'Oh my there's so many gammas in chat tonight, I'll have you know that I have been blogging since 2003'

Owen - Well if the gamma definition rings true than Owen is by definition a gamma male

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