dansk pilsner

An exotic kind of beer used by the poor, danish youth to forget their sorrows. Probably brewed on piss.

Hey, Carl, wanna grab a Tuborg?
No, what the hell, you think I’m rich?! Imma get a dansk pilsner!

Ferie

Ferie (holiday) is a period of time dedicated to drinking - and nothing but drinking.

Kristian: bro, it’s holiday I gotta relax.
Teddy: shut up, when it’s ferie you drink - and nothing else.
Kristian: oh motherf***er … let’s go then, get the snaps