Paul smoker

a typical Ron Paul supporter, so wrapped up in his cult of personality as to figuratively be fellating him ; a play on pole smoker

That guy in the 9/11 Truth t-shirt is a real Paul smoker, too.

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bootstrappy

Mistaken belief that conservatives and libertarians have about their own self-sufficiency, when the world has, in fact, never been more interdependent.

Bob thinks it's really bootstrappy to buy all those American flags that were made in Taiwan.

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whorebasket

The gift that you send to someone that you had sex with the night before. (Coined by the Sklar Brothers.)

Derek Jeter sends one-night stands home in a car with a whorebasket full of Yankee memorabilia in the trunk.