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The art of trimming, cleaning and giving the can, aka the ass, an good looking scape.
I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. Heâs got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said itâs been 6 months since heâs been dismantled, and 7 months since heâs Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.
An Asscomplice is an individual who in a three way is the accomplice doing the ass.
I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me thereâs a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didnât find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!
In the Cock world, pardon the pun, but this is the cock that rises to the top.
Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.
A term used to describe an extremely attractive, delicious looking nurse or doctor
My buddy Ted was in the hospital, on a respirator due to the covid virus. Fortunately, he made a full recovery and he was telling me there were an abundance of Covidlicious doctors and nurses working there. That son of a bitch was on his deathbed, hitting on the females, and here I am healthy unable to get laid!Iâm guessing they threw a catheter in him and saw he was Horsedickulous. Youâre an asshole Ted!
A term used to describe a male or female that is in a sex rotation between a group of Bros.
I was talking with Mike and Glen about Janetâs schedule this week, and apparently sheâs in the Brotation for Glen on TuesdayThursdsy and Mike Saturday/Sunday. I guess she will be in the Brotation for me on Monday/ Wednesday, and maybe she will get Friday off.
A set of fertile balls ready to deliver a mammoth baby making load
Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.
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A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesnât leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.
My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves Iâve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. Whatâs truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the womanâs calves tried to go towards my wifeâs breastâs and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, itâs going to be this guy!