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Dongmentia is an unfortunate condition, similar to dementia, but in regards to Dongs. As a result of this horrific condition, the said individual could have a line up of all the dongs that have jackhammered them, and have no recollection.
I was about to serve up a heaping helping of my Dong to Elissa, and as I dropped my trousers to unleash my overwhelming cock, I said you remember this baby donât you? With a puzzled look in her eyes she said no, I have Dongmentia. I was absolutely devastated, and after plowing her for two hours, she still had no idea sheâd taken this Cadillac of dongs before. Just like my balls, Iâve never felt more empty
The result of two dongs attempting to go into separate holes of a female, and in the process cram their dongs into the same hole.
My buddies Otto and Keith were attempting to hammer a girl, and as they were about to do some double penetrating, they ended up in the same hole and the cramifications from it resulted in them blowing loads on each others cock in the hole
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A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.
Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasnât been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, lifeâs a mess!
A term used to describe an individual that has an uncontrollable urge to masturbate deceased males.
I donât know whatâs gotten into Keith as of late, but he says he is a Deadbeat. Perplexed, I said I didnât know you had kids. He said oh no, a deadbeat is someone who beats off the dead. Needless to say, I havenât spoken with that sick, twisted, utterly disgusting bastard since. My God that is disgusting!
A situation where youâve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
When an individual letâs you eat their ass out all day, any day, buffet style
Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didnât taste like chicken.
A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.
Iâm not sure whatâs going on with Amber, but itâs been at least a month since we have had anal sex. Iâve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I donât get into that brown nectar soon, itâs going to get worse.