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Is a code word used by women to alert each other they have fucked a male in their presence and he has a delicious dong to the knee
I was talking to my friend Joan whose best friend Sheri is married to my buddy Charlie at work. I guess Sheri said Charlie is Kneelicious, which is code for a guy who packs a delicious looking dang to the knee. Iâll never look at him the same, and I will also never piss next to him at the urinal. Unreal.
Is a code word used by women to alert each other they have fucked a male in their presence and he has a delicious dong to the knee
I was talking to my friend Joan whose best friend Sheri is married to my buddy Charlie at work. I guess Sheri said Charlie is Kneelicious, which is code for a guy who packs a delicious looking dang to the knee. Iâll never look at him the same, and I will also never piss next to him at the urinal. Unreal.
Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual whoâs life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.
God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didnât get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!
The official label one receives after they have made the unfortunate decision to get a vasectomy.
Did you hear the news about Jason? His wife Andrea made him get a vasectomy, and now heâs Desquirtified since he blows blank loads. I feel for the guy, he was proud of his two man army.
Another individuals mouth who has large succulent lips. Prederably female.
Jody has the sweetest Jism Juicer Iâve had the pleasure of stuffing my dong inside. Have mercy!
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A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock
Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some âLivestock Cockâ which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldnât afford lube. How fucking distrusting.
A word used to describe the dong
Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. Iâve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.
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