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A term used to describe the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.
Old Jenna was telling me she got railroaded by our buddy Bill, and when he finished, Jenna peeled back his Hog Hood to clean the excess load. Bill is lucky it was Jenna who used her Jism Juicer to clean it, sheâs an expert who uses no teeth!
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Cornholetined is the result of an individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth control, and thus quarantines their man to the cornhole.
Well hereâs a new one, Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, Iâm Cornholetined. She knows I donât like anal either, so I hope she isnât angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her snatch. God damn it!
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Iâm meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm
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Simply a term used to describe a dong of gigantic proportion.
We were at a party and I was taking June to a room to get some action. I opened the door to Timâs room, and holy shit what did I see, Tammy was sucking the shit out of his Esophagus Annihilater. Oddly enough, Tammy was out sick with a severely sore throat. Poor girl!
A list of individuals you would like to blow a load on.
My god, I was checking Anita out, and Iâve gotta say, with an ass like that, sheâs definitely making my Load List.
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