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The ability to dominate a female with a complete dong dismantling.
I rocked Mary for five hours, and let me tell you something, I havenât Dongminated someone like that for years!
When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.
Iâm not sure whatâs going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.
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Is a term used to describe a hybrid virus that is Covid-19 and chlamydia can only be transmitted only through sexual intercourse.
Did you hear about poor Jake? I guess he railed Betty Sue which was his dream, but a few days later, he had a hellacious temperature, a cough and his Dong was leaking like a water faucet. After consulting his physician, Jake was told he was the first known case of Covidia. Luckily the temperature has subsided, but poor Jakes dong is still flowing like the Niagara Falls.
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When an individual has their cock card for getting laid confiscated but their partner.
Jesus, I was talking to Austin and apparently Keith Cockfiscated the right to dismantle his ass. I asked Austin how he felt, and he said it was no big deal, Keith hadnât canscaped for a while and he was getting disgusted seeing his hairy ass ass!
A term used to pass along your condolences to a slot player who had a Sando(shit sandwich) bonus round. A term typically passed along to Vegas Matt and E.J. when they had a Sando slot day.
I was watching Vegas Matt on YouTube and while he normally tears it up he was getting Sando after Sando bonus round, so in the comment section I sent my Sandolences. I hate when such good guys get totally Sandoed!
Schlongcumference is the measurement of a females vagina after a male has removed his dong.
Fuck man, we were at Lucyâs place and my buddy Joe had just finished jackhammering her. I was about to get a piece of that, but after witnessing the schlongcumference Joe left, thereâs no way I could fill the gap like he did. I did however dismantle her ass after giving Lucy the Rectum Rattle!
A term used to describe an individual who was annihilated by a dong to the knee
Well well well, you wouldnât believe the news. Remember old Randy and his dong to the knee? Word is he got with a 20 year old who has never been with a man packing such an unbelievable sized clamslammer, and he Akneehilated that young lady. I guess he didnât cover the dong and is petrified he may be a dad at 55. I wished him the best of luck with that since the age difference is quite large, like his dong!