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Is a slang term used to describe an individual who shoots an excessive amount of cum, so much that it could fill up a bucket.
I was talking to Keith the other day, and he said he met this guy named Jon on the tinder app. Keith said of all the guys heâs met and had sex with, heâs never seen a guy who was blowing buckets like Jon. Keith said his jungle like chest hair looked like a monsoon rained down on him!
Schlongcumference is the measurement of a females vagina after a male has removed his dong.
Fuck man, we were at Lucyâs place and my buddy Joe had just finished jackhammering her. I was about to get a piece of that, but after witnessing the schlongcumference Joe left, thereâs no way I could fill the gap like he did. I did however dismantle her ass after giving Lucy the Rectum Rattle!
When you are eating a female out, and as she orgasms, she unleashes an ungodly secretion.
My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.
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A term used to describe anything Sears related going out of business, ie Sears department store or your average John.
Jesus, did you see the debate between Rick and John yesterday? Rick owned him like he does every average opponent, especially those named John. It was Searcey the way John was shutdown. Maybe he should resign from life!
A subconscious state one slips in and out of periodically throughout the day, picturing the satisfaction and bliss a perfect dong brings them.
I was talking to Phyllis at work today about her lack of concentration, and she said since she started dating Micah, she canât quit thinking about his package. She told me sheâs regularly in a dong dream.
Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.
So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( Iâm not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.
The area of skin on a female between the anus and vagina where the jism of two males meet after they orgasm and it leaks to the junction.
My buddies Bill and Ted told me they were on an âexcellent adventureâ dismantling Sandra the other weekend, simultaneously, when the both blew their loads. As Sandra was lying there leaking fluids out of both orifices, she screamed with excitement whoeverâs load makes it to the Jism Junction first will be mine forever. Needless to say, I havenât heard from Ted since.