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Loadquidity
A term used to describe an individual who has either given or received so many loads to one individual, they have accrued equity.
There was a point in life I was worried Tara was going to leave me, but I feel with all the sex weâve had and the money shots Iâve delivered, I have an excessive amount of Loadquidity
Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.
I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.
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Telejerk is a term to describe how an individual and their partner engage in an act romance when they have been quarantined from each other, due to a sickness or pandemic, but the male still has the urge/need to blow a hot volcanic load of jism.
Well itâs official, Austin has contracted the coronavirus and is quarantined from the outside world, including his girlfriend Katie. I asked him how heâs going to give her the Mac sauce, and he said since Katie is in the corporate world and used to teleworking, that She will allow Austin to Telejerk whenever he feels the need. I hope Katie knows what sheâs in for, Austin can blow loads all day any day. This cheesedick Keith we works with is jealous!
A term used to describe a males load that flows out of the anus area when a certain amount of time has lapsed after intercourse.
I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.
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An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.
I donât know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great
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This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.
I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60âs starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!
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A term used to describe a member of the Local 174 union who is living the great life thanks to the leadership in place.
Man, Iâve been a member of the union 15 years now, and Iâve got to say thanks to Hicks, Bunstine, Marshall, Gonzales, Gasca, Warren, Fleming, Murphy, DeBuck, Dong and everyones favorite Green eggs and Lamb, my world is filled with happiness and riches. Im living the 174Life, and unlike the 117 members, things couldnât be better.