Hearlucinate

The audible version of "hallucinate", to imagine that you heard something.

"Did you just ask me a question, or did I hearlucinate?"

Refunduary

The month, usually somewhere between February and May, wherein a tax-payer gets a much-needed refund and that's all that month means to that person.

My fave month is Refunduary, cuz I need that money!

damnimal

Concise word, combining damn and animal.

That damnimal shit all over the floor!

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g'riddance

Concise combination of good riddance.

"Good bye, punk!"
"G'riddance to yo' sorry ass!"

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bent and twisted

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.

"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"

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QWERTYphobia

A paralyzing fear of typewriters and keyboards

I can't send an email because of my QWERTYphobia. I'll send snail mail instead.

mornoon

Late MORning / early afterNOON

I sleep late, so when I get up at 11:45, I greet my man with "Good mornoon."