of

A preposition that illiterate fools use when they should be using "have" following certain verbs.

"She should of worn heels with that 'fit."
"He could of got that while he was up."
"I would of if I could of."

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Yawnish

The almost-language-like noises made when a person attempts to speak while yawning.

Person 1: "Paaaa m th sawwwww."
Person 2: Stop that! You know I don't speak Yawnish!

Thirstation

The liquid version of starvation; a state in which one is so thirsty, they think they will die from it.

"Man, if I don't get something to drink soon, I'm gonna die of thirstation!