balcony

verb

1. Being a total dumbass with respect to anything sports-related (particularly fantasy football) or any subject for that matter, while providing outrageous hot takes with the utmost confidence; most likely from a balcony somewhere.

2. To mis-appropriately reference GIFs in the context of the conversation in an attempt to gain acceptance from people who hate you.

3. Jerking off over the thought or action of upsetting Cian through online bullying; which somehow also concurrently arouses Cian due to his masochistic nature.

4.

A: Here he goes, he’s gonna balcony again.

B: “Man City dusting Bournemouth 4-0 hits different. Sammy Watkins out Tyreek Hill in and ya’ll underestimated the power of Vrabel”