antique scrode show

A PBS series surrounding the examination, valuation, and fraud identification of really old ball sacks.

"Git yer ass down here, the Antique Scrode Show live from Naples, Florida is about to start!"

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dropping the olives

Slang for performing the sexual act of your choice

Pam and I went back to my room, and were dropping the olives all night.

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mammory

The fond recollection of breast from bygone days. Contraction of mammary and memory.

"Thanks for the mammories!"

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functionality

Function. A non-word that is used by everyone who has ever done any thing with software.

This functionality will help you overcome the opportunity presented by your synergistic paradigm.

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hitting the fishtank

It is slang for smoking weed, pot, marijuana. It came from a group of guys wondering if you could use a fish tank as a bong and get the fish high.

I was hitting the fishtank a little to hard last night and passed out.

weed getting high

spatch

the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse

"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".

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antiscii

(n. pl.) The inhabitants of the earth, living on different sides of the equator, whose shadows at noon are cast in opposite directions.

Sometimes the knowledge that word like antiscii exists is th only thing that gives me the strength to go on.

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