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A Dallas area gentlenmen's club.
Q: "Ya'll wan go to da tittibah?"
A: "Tittibah, Tittibah, tittibah!"
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Your hardware and software seem to be fine, so I can only assume that your wetware is fucked up.
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Tennessee delicacy served in only the finest sit-down establishments. A semi clear, semi-odorless, semi-tasteless drink served over ice.
"can I get ya'll somore ass water
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the terrorist on your team.
Also see freedom fighter, terrorist, republican
The compound was raided by peacekeepers because the terrorists were asking for it.
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1. Television personality typically show only from the shoulders up.
2. Any memeber of the faux punk band Talking Heads
3. Mumbling during the act of cunninlingus.
1. Paula Zahn is nothing but a talking head.
2. Yes, Paula Zahn plays the cello, but she was never in Talking Heads.
3. I would give anything to give Paula Zahn talking head.
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Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and canât find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselvesâguns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.âand donât even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: thatâs why we there are so few ninjas today.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents arenât around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you canât see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
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