A sexual act that involves making your sex partner get milked and moo like a cow.
âLooking forward to hocowing my girl tonight.â
âIâm ready for my date tonight, Iâm gonna be hocowing for sure!â
The act of one-upping or outperforming a troll. Trolling a troll for the purpose of offending or annoying them, often skillfully using their own techniques and strategies.
BEN: "Did you see that horribly offensive post that troll Erik posted?"
ART: "Fuck yeah I did! But it was hilarious my sister was teeking him all day!
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When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.
"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"
"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."
"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."
When everything around you seems to go wrong all at once, often, but not always, as a result of using crystal meth. Not to be confused with âcircling the drainâ, as being âshwampiedâ refers more towards small scale events that happen in a single day.
Lindsay: âMy cellphone speaker broke, my tv has the black screen of death, my car window got stuck down, I have to get tested for COVID-19, my microwave quit working, and I lost my vape!â
Teek: âWow, girl, you got shwampied!â
When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.
"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."
A balloon when itâs used as a condom.
Bro I was banging this chick last night and didnât have a condom, so I pulled out a blosdom instead.
What you call a woman who is trying to snag a husband so that she can let herself go. Similar to when you pull a ring to inflate a floating rubber dingy/life boat, your bride gains weight rapidly once you put a ring on it.
Tom: âHey that girl looks pretty hot.â
Art: âFuck that, that girl is a dingy for sure!â