swag

SWAG means Secretly, We Are Gay. It was invented in 600 B.C by Master Chong. He would fight other masters using kung-fu, and yell out swag, because he would come in contact with his opponent and he would tell them that secretly he was gay, and the opponent knew, because he was also gay. All Masters knew this, and this was the way of gay marriage. Masters would make their own gay families of asians, and pass down the phrase "swag" to their gay faggot children over centuries. Now you see Asians saying swag down the street, typical Asian tradition. When you see two Asian males with OBEY hats saying SWAG to each other, you know the deal.

Asian Guy: SWAG?
Other Asian Guy: SWAG.

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