World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft or WoW.
Is a highly popular and addictive MMORPG(massave multiplayer online roll playing game)your choice of races and classes include for the aliance: Humans,Night elves, Dwarfs, Gnomes, and Draenei. for the horde: Undead, troll, Taurin, Bloodelf, Orc. Classes include: Shammains,Rogues,Mages, Warriors, Palladians,Priests, Warlocks,Druids.
for $15.00 a month or so you can spend as much time on and number of servers "realms", charactors or "toons"
It can be a very social game with all the chats avalible /say /yell /local /local defence /trade /guild /party /whisper ect..
Its easy to spend too much of your time on here because the game N E V E R FUCKING ENDS there are countless things to waste your time doing,from raiding (large amount of peole grouping up to take on a common monstar or group of) with fourty-ten other players to instance be it heroic (harder than normal with improved lootz) or regular with five other people, to fighting Player vs Player (pvp) in from ten vs ten battlegrounds (bgs) to the largest at the moment of thirty nine vs thirty nine to earn honor and token for the respected "bg" you partake in, increasing your reputaion with the meny factions, the higher the rep. the better rewards avalible to you. Increasing your professions from which you can choose two:enchanting,tailoring,blacksmithing, mining ,engineering,jewelcrafting,skinning, leatherworking,herbilisem,alcamy
plus the basics that everyone can learn in addiation to the list above.firstaid,fishing,cooking.
or when all else fails spamming trade chat till you troll someone into arguing with you over what class is better.

1) I used to be a heroin addict but I gave it up to play World of Warcraft full time.

2) random gamer:/tradechat: Yay woooot lvl 70 beoch!
WoW lifer:/tradechat: STFU NOOB talk to me when you have 6 lvl 70s all with epic flight and full t6.

3)I lost my wife she took all three of my kids with her to her moms im 50k in debt from ordering take out and porno ppv my hands are like claws from holding the mouse and my acorn sized penis for weeks at a time, i think i shit my pants yesterday but im going to wait till after we run kara tomarrow to check..

4) three year old: "mommy/daddy im hungry can i eat today?
wow addict:ya when are you going to be able to get your own food noob im trying to find these motes of air in these gas clouds..IF I MISS ONE CAUSE YOU HAVENT EATTEN IN THREE DAYS... IM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!" OWNED>>PAWN3D

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