Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

peependicular

When all of your close friends think alike.

You would think we'd have a hard time picking a movie, but no. We're peependicular.

pigskin solstice

The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.

This day is really dragging. There's nothing to do now that it's the Pigskin Solstice.