Chicken Excess

the condition one undergoes as a result of eating large amounts of food & sweet tea at Chicken Express. Symptoms include drowsiness, high Blood Grease Content (BGC), nausea, and occasionally narcolepsy.
The only known cures are to induce vomiting and to take a massive dump

Alex1: fuuuuuuuuuu- Chicken Excess! Why did we go to chicken express so early?
Alex2: IDK. Driving with such high Blood Grease Content is gonna be worse than driving drunk.

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LND

Late Night Depression. Occurs when an otherwise happy person stays up later than they should with nothing to do. They get incredibly bored and start focusing on a somewhat insignificant negative aspect of their life such as missing cousins or not being with a certain girl(/guy).

Known cures include doing something to take your mind off things, thinking about other things, and, the most effective method, going to sleep.

*KB comes back from a great month's vacation in India*
9pm: KB: Yea that was a great vacation, I can't wait to go back :)
1am: KB: Damn I miss them :'(... I'm'a stay up for another couple hours and call them...
3am: KB: FML. I WANNA LIVE IN INDIA. *feels depressed as hell*
3am: Alex: Talk about LND... go to bed foo
*goes to sleep*
10am: KB: hey that vacation was fun, I can't wait to go back next year :)

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CTSO

CTSO = Cut That Shit Out

can be used in place of STFU in some situations

*KB has signed off.*
*KB has signed on.*
*KB has signed off.*
*KB has signed on.*
Me: CTSO NOOB

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