Monopoly

See Bill Gates, Microsoft.

Hey, I just bought every stripper in the world. Woo hoo!

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Erectile Disorder

A myth stating that men stop getting erections.

I never will...

Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.

Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!

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chucky cheese

Hell hole full of assholes, talking vermin, and shitty pizza. Bars pumping blaring annoying techno music have a better atmosphere.

I have to go to Chucky Cheese, and afterwords I'm gonna get drunk and drive off a cliff.

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