Weilandiand Death

An affliction that afflicts much of today's younger workforce. It is usually a combination of the Columbian Cold in a addition to a brutal Hangover AND lack of sleep. Symptoms vary WILDLY from victim to victim. The only known cure for this afflictionis a salt water flush. (Also known as Weilandiand Detah)

"IT's Saturday...No one showed.. They all have the Weilandiand Death"

"She has the immune system of a potato so catches the Weilandiand Death every Friday"