Two-Facebook

To be a Two-face on Facebook.

Larry: You're my best friend Marty!

Marty: Likewise, Larry!

Larry (On Facebook): Larry thinks Marty is a bitch.

Marty: You're such a Two-facebook Marty!

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Doogledork

Like Dumbledore, but not.

You're not Dumbledore!

Doogledork.

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Educution

To die from learning.

Boy: Mrs. Bradly's class was an educution.

*The person the boy was talking to is being carried out by a stretcher with exposed brain matter. *

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