simpshame

Judging someone for who they simp for, especially if their simping is weird.

"Dude, you can't thirst over your science teacher, they're twice your age."
"Don't simpshame me."

hizzle dizzles

A term used to express general discomfort in a specific part of your body. It might be followed with "Watch me whip, watch me nae-nae.

"My legs have got the hizzle dizzles. Watch me whip, watch me nae-nae."