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A succubus, but not hot, with a sub-retarded IQ that steals all of your money and your will to live, and then fucks other guys while dating you. Her only source of self worth is when she's getting fucked silly, which is often.
Dan: Dude, did you see Ashley at the bar? I think she's trying to get those three guys to triple team her and then hot karl her.
Jake: Yeah, it's too bad she's got mosquito bite tits and a saggy ass, otherwise they might.
Dan: Yeah, what a fucking Trashley.
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An actress who is the absolute silliest! She is often found saying the word "meh!" very often, acting retarded, and sneaking up on unsuspecting honeypants. On any given night, you will most likely find her cooking and baking delicious food, working diligently on her homework, or cooking up a sexy surprise.
She is also the absolute hottest female ever to grace this planet. She has breasts that any warm-blooded man would want to build a summer home in.
CRICKEY mate! I think we've spotted us a honeycakes! You can tell because of her signature way of sneaking up on her prey. You'll notice that she has her hands sloped downwards, and they are at about breast level. I'd love to park my big Australian dick in between those luscious titties and build a summer home there! She's about to catch her prey...she got him! Now, honeycakes like to rape their prey before consuming them, and she's doing that right now. Her prey seems to really be getting into it. Now that she is done raping it, she seems to be running off, and acting like a...retard. This is quite odd in the animal kingdom, and you will only see a honeycakes exhibit such a behavior. What a rare sight!
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A business that started a few centuries after a regular dude named Joshua got nailed to some 4x4s. Has grown and become an extremely affluent and successful business, largely due to its expansion during the crusades and the genocide of anybody who didn't want to join their customer base and give them money.
It retains its large customer base to this very day through threats of eternal damnation if anybody believe differently or violates any of their rules. This manner of threat tends to breed fanatics who not only push their religion on others, but condemn those who don't believe as they do.
Another method of customer retention is by controlling their customers' thoughts and actions. By doing this, they promote meekness, which in turn breeds people who need the church to tell them what to do day to day, and how to do it.
For example, by condemning those for doing a perfectly natural thing such as having sex outside of a generic union that was invented by them (as another method of control), the church gets a grasp on their clients' natural instincts. This is paramount to controlling them.
In summary, Christianity is a business that has been around for a long time, and has flourished by threatening and controlling its customers, and by the extermination of anybody who didn't want to buy their product.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard guy 3 is really into Christianity
Guy 2: Oh really? He must be an impressionable idiot, who believes in a being that's as whimsical as Santa Clause
Guy 3: Hey guys, how's it going? I just got back from my youth group brainwashing session. Christianity is awesome, because I wouldn't know what to do with my life without it.
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A professional asshole. Often found eating donuts and inflicting misery upon others.
Cannot even entertain the idea that he/she could be wrong about something. In their minds, they are infallible.
Someone who hates fun.
I accidentally ran a stop sign today, and of course the asshole police were right there to give me a ticket. $400 and higher insurance for a single mistake, thanks popo.
Dude, there was a knife fight in the hall of my apartment. Took the popo 45 minutes to get there. Probably because they wouldn't be able to write anyone tickets, so it wasn't a priority.
Fuck the police.
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