Critchley

Is one of the most unpopular names in the world. But yet defines pure awesomness. A person who is called by the name ''Critchley'', has to be so awesome, that none can resist the awesomness, so they have to be their friend. A Critchley usually has a very long penis. Close to 8 inches most of the time.

Wouldn't you love to know a Critchley? I shure would.

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