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The incorrect way to say, "piss in the bed".
After all, you don't say, "piss the toilet" or, "piss the bottle"; you'd say, "piss IN the toilet" or, "piss IN the bottle".
{Mother} : Jimmy, no more Kool Aid tonight or else you might piss the bed.
{Jimmy}: Mommy, don't you mean I might piss in the bed?
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A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.
Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!
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On a female cat, the nippular area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) strictly within the boobal area. The nipples (teats) are easily palpable unless the kitty has been spayed and they've all "dried up".
Come here Nikki, let's rub your boobal area and nippular area too!
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The feline analogue to the toilet muscle -- that is, a cat's ass.
{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.
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To rinse; usually with fresh water.
Hey Norm, don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!
A tankless toilet (usually made from stainless steel but not always) that has an exceptionally powerful flush; such toilets are known to devour things like paper towels, socks, full rolls of rollios -- items which would clog up an ordinary shitbowl.
Suicide-resistant prison combys (they are made of metal and have a lavatory on top & a seatless toilet below; almost exclusively found in jail & prison cells) are thought to have been the originator for the phrase, "aluminum thunderflush".
Hey John!
Want to see something kewl?
Come over here and look at this...{places the end of a roll of bungwipe into the toilet water, flushes}. Check out how fast this aluminum thunderflush devours a whole roll of TP!!! See, it ate the whole roll with just two flushes!!!
A male cat (surprisingly enough, mainly broken ones!) that frequently uses part of your body as a fucktoy.
If the cat were human, you'd call it a horndog.
{Debbie}: Man, Coco is humping your leg for the fifth time today.
{Craig}: Yeah, he's turned into one hell of a horncat!