phoney-bologna

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish

{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.

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Supertolietbowl

What the Superbowl is to some people.

{Dave; on telephone}: Hey Jenny, want to come over to my house today to watch the Superbowl? I'll have lots of hot wings, burriotos, Cheetos, and beer!

{Jenny; on telephone}: Sorry Dave...I've got plans to go to the mall with my girlfriends today, so you'll have to watch the Supertolietbowl by yourself.

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FV¢K YOURSELF

Means the exact same thing a "fuck yourself"; but bypasses the onboard censors found on many internet BBSs.

If you're thinking about getting on my toilet muscle about the damn unmade bed, then please go FV¢K yourself. I know the bed's unmade!!!

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seat belt-a-roonie

What Ned Flanders on The Simpsons calls a seat belt.

{Ned}: Let's see here...key in the ignition, turn it to fire up the motor, seat belt-a-roonie, shift into drive, hands at 10 and 2, floor it!

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Dr. Don'tlittle

Somebody who understands what animals say, but only very bad things.

Like Dr. Don'tlittle, I understand what the animals are saying.
To most people, it just sounds like a harmless quack or moo or bleat,
But I know, they're going to kill me in my sleep!

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ripped

To be totally wasted; esp. from high-potency prescription drugs like oxycodone and/or hydrocodone.

{Angie}: Mom, you're totally ripped! Get your face out of your dinner plate! And put that coffee down -- you've already busted three coffee cups by dropping them!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!

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urnal

How some younger children might pronounce the word urinal because they can't yet say the, "yer" sound.

{1st grader Daniel}: Teacher, I have to go urnate in the urnal!
I need to go RIGHT NOW before I pee my pants!!!

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