bloody hatchet wound

Slang term for the female cunt; esp. if that pussy's owner is on the rag.

Don't fuck Jessica tonight; she has a bloody hatchet wound and you'll get your dick covered in her menstruation!!!

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shitted off

It means the same as pissed off but with much more severity.

Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!

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kark it

To die.

I wonder what happens when your local Sea World equivalent has a killer whale kark it?

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pissano

What one might call a piano if they hate the way they sound.

George, that asshaberdasher is playing that goddamn pissano again!
Makes me want to grab a double-barrel shotgun and hose down that stupid dumb instrument or at least run to the head and make a pair of aural tampons out of some bungwipe so I can enjoy the rest of the concert in peace! $@#!(@%#(*

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pathetic cringing little milksop

Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.

Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.

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AO

Armpit odour.
Also known as PO. Similar to BO but somebody with AO reeks very strongly of funky pits.

Piss you!!! That dude that just went past has a terrible case of AO!!! :-(

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hosed down

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.

Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?

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