the little bus

One of those stubby school buses, usually ridden by children with physical and/or mental disabilities and those pupils who have discipline issues and other problems where they are kept away from the "normal" students.
Please see retard bus.

Jimmy has to ride the little bus because he's a retard.

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homo run

What a gay baseball player might hit if he hits one over the fence (either as a solo home run or a grand salami).

{radio announcer}
And Andrew Melling #24 is at the plate now...1-2 pitch...and ...he just hit a homo run!!!

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bungsnoipe

A slightly nicer way of calling somebody a buttsnoipe (an assclown, asshat, asshole etc,)

That fartknocker is such a bungsnoipe for sneaking fish food flakes into the stroganoff at the buffet the other night.

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prick

1: (n.) Vulgar slang term for penis.
2: (n.) A worthless fucking asshole; a true-blue total asshaberdasher.
3: (v.) To stick oneself with a pin, needle, lancet, or other small sharp object; usually to the point of bleeding.

Yeah baby, shove your prick in my asshole!
That fucking prick just stole my Skittles!
Part of diabetes testing involves pricking your finger with a lancet to make it bleed.

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coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

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pyst

Another word meaning "having uranated".

Josh pyst himself after he had coffee penus and couldn't get to the toliet in time.

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muck truck

What some citizens of Juneau AK. USA call public buses aka. public transit.

{John}: Don't light that siggeret, because I can see the muck truck coming!

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