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Means the same thing as "urinary tract".
{singing}
Taking about the pissinary tract
Is something we all should do with tact!
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Preseminal fluid (aka., "precum") that comes out of a dog's dick before the actual semen does.
It is very thin (like water) and nearly transparent.
Johnny's black lab is shooting dog water all over the rug because he knows that there's a bitch in heat nearby.
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Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".
{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
What people in the UK and Australia usually call an indoor garbage can -- such as those often found in kitchens.
The dustbin needs to be dumped into the wheelie bin; hip, hip cheerio!
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What some people call hiccoughs (or hiccups if you prefer).
{Debbie}: Craig, please go get me {hiccup!} a glass of water. I've got the {hiccup!} huckeybups.
{Craig}: I'll get that straight away mom!
A surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "vacuum".
{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
⪠Bob's Bob-O-Pedics âª
⪠From your åš#ã⬠to your á¹â¬n¡s âª
⪠Some true douchenoozle vaccumed up light bulbs!!! âª
{~850ms delay}
⪠Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! âª
Spanish for the phrase, "Jesus Christ on a crutch", which means "o shuit" or "o fuuuuucccckkkk!!!"
Is this laser waterproof?
Husoos Cristo en una muleta NOOOO!!!!