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satandamned

This word means the same as, "goddamned" but a different deity is referenced.

{From a website about phoney-bologna fake 'battles' between various commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}: "That goddamn faggoty-ass talking Taco Bell dog goes to the drive through window and relieves the till of a roll of quarters. It takes aim at that satandamned Kia Rapping Rat, and let's 'er rip! The roll of quarters misses it's intended target and explodes rather noisily against the manager's door."

by Telephony August 26, 2014

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poopal area

Another name for the bunghole, the asshole, the toilet muscle, the butt, the rosebud, the brown starfish, etc. -- the place where turds come from.

So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)

John didn't want to go to the dollar store with his sister this morning because his poopal area was feeling particularly shitty.

by Telephony June 27, 2013


Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire

How the year 2020 might appear when viewed from above.

{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:
01-07-20 {or "2020 07 Jan.", or even "January 07, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my DJI Phantom 3 standard FPV Drone to my website.

by Telephony December 9, 2019


Class A-1 prick

Not to be confused with a regular prick (or a fucktard, dickweed, assrat bastard, etc.); a mofo who has reached the status of Class A-1 prick is a real waste of bungwipe and really needs to be exterminated like the bug he or she really is.

Jason is such a Class A-1 prick for bringing a ghetto blaster to church and blasting Slayer music out of it!!! :-O

by Telephony February 24, 2012


TVA Light Bulb Destructor

A device which was invented by a 7th grader, but never made it into production.

This is a product in which a hydraulic piston affair slowly comes down onto light bulbs burning base-down in receptacles at the bottom of the machine; it's sole purpose is to destroy light bulbs while they're burning.

{From a website about phoney-bologna staged 'battles' -- usually amongst commercial & infomercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

"Robbins then goes on the rampage...he finds what's left of that case of poor, defenseless, helpless light bulbs, carries it to the bathroom, and viciously throws each remaining bulb into the toliet -- being certain that each one impacts the bowl above the waterline to assure bulb breakage and simultaneously rather loudly shouting, "BREAKING LIGHT BELBS!!!" as each lamp implodes against the inside of the water closet with that loud "POP" and the distinctive tinkling of broken glass. After every sixth bulb, Robbins pulls down on that chrome plated lever at the top left front corner of the cistern, causing the busted bulbs in there to whirl down the shitbowl! Once the case is empty, he carries it out to the dipsty dumpster at the back of the Receiving Home, lifts the lid, and nonchalantly tosses it in.

Johnson thinks about building "The TVA Light Bulb Destructor" (something he drew up in the 7th grade, where a hydraulic piston affair slowly comes down onto light bulbs burning base-down at the bottom of the machine), but realises two fairly significant issues with building the asinine thing right away.

1: It would cost money to build -- a fairly large amount of it too.
2: The time necessary to construct such an evil device is more than the time Johnson wants to stay in this decade.

So that idea rather quickly goes to pot. "

by Telephony August 27, 2014


telepathetically

How Butt-Head of the TV program says the word, "telepathically"

{From the episode, "Bad Dog"}
Butthead: He's like communicating telepathetically

by Telephony June 23, 2020


uranate like a competitive equine

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.

Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!

by Telephony January 20, 2011

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