NSFH

Not Safe For Homosexicles -- a phrase, image, video, or song that has the potential to offend faggots.

{Seen in the description of a YouTube video of a drone flight}:

I also added NSFH (Not Safe For Homosexicles) because one of the songs does have the potential to be mildly offensive to some members of the LGBTQ+ community.

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no room at the inn

Meaning that a thing (such as a wastepaperbasket) or a place (such as a garden shed) is absofuckinglutely stuffed to capacity and can simply hold no more without the lid shooting off or the door(s) bursting open.

(Angie): Craig, can you please put that cat carrier in the garden shed?

(Craig): Sorry, no can do. There'should no room at the inn.

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boobal area

On a female cat, the boobal area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) between approx. midpoint to a couple of inches forward of her urethra (where she passes micturition).

Come here Nikki, let's rub your boobal area and nippular area too!

monkey sheets

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.

{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!

pissbladder

Another name for the urinary bladder.

Just when we thought that we've seen the end of the stupid red Myrbetriq walking pissbladder -- it's baaaaaaaacccccckkkkk!!! :-(

urine winged hymenoptera

This is simply a nicer way of saying, "piddle wingless hymenoptera" ("piss ant").

Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he

has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!

ombusher

How one often spells the word "embouchure" (because "embouchure" sounds like it should be spelled "ombusher") -- the use of the facial muscles and shaping of the lips when playing a wind instrument like a tuba or trombone.

You're putting too much pressure on the mouthpiece. Relax the ombusher. Don't use any muscles you don't need.

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