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A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".
Lyrics to The Toliet Song:
â« Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold â«
â« Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called â«
â« Toliiiiiet!(toliet) â«
â« Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) â«
â« They call that thing..toliet â«
â« Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged â«
â« But big or small I flush em'all â«
â« That's why I sing my song! â«
â« Toliiiiiet!(toliet) â«
â« Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) â«
â« They call that thing...toliet â«
â« Toliet! â«
â« Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such â«
â« Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much â«
â« Toliiiiiet!(toliet) â«
â« Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) â«
â« They call that thing...toliet â«
â« Toliiiiiet!(toliet) â«
â« Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) â«
â« They call that thing...toliet â«
â« Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! â«
(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O
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Another way of saying the phrase, "holy smoke"
Religious cigarette, look at that big-ass fire over there!!!
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The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.
Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?
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When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
â« There's poo-poo on the floor, â«
â« There's poo-poo on the floor, â«
â« Don't shit in the stereo â«
â« There's poo-poo on the floor, â«
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To leave a shit that is unexpectedly stinky and intentionally failing to flush the loo afterward; the unflushed poo really fucking reeks and makes the bathroom stink to high heaven.
Johnny retaliated for his mother asking him to clean his room by going into the bathroom to leave a stinky.
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Simply put, the year 2017.
Called Twenty Stick-Busted-Stick because when viewed from above, it looks like a twenty, a stick, and a broken stick.
{On a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters}:
New Year's Day (0-01-17) {or "2017 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Busted-Stick if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del DÃa" web page with...well, what else could it be?
Shampoo that while it sound like it would be pleasant when you read the label in a store, really sucks big walrus cock when you take it home and use it; forcing you to dump it in the toliet or down the lavatory drain and purchase a new bottle of some other variety.
Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.
{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?
{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!
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