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A nicer way of saying the phrase, "eternal damnation", which means you'll go to Hell and be poked at with hot pitchforks wielded by Satan and his minions for ever and ever.
I didn't worship Gosh, so now I'm going to go to Heck and receive eternal darnation!
What the year 2018 (when typed, printed, displayed, or written) looks like when viewed from above.
Today is 04-23-18 (or, "2018 23 Apr." or even, "April 23, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick").
Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.
PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!
This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.
From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":
"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
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This is how some people (esp. elderly women) pronounce the phrase, "go to the toliet".
{Norm}: Cummon Helen, let's go!
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.
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A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "light bulbs".
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.
{From an email that I recently received}:
Craig,
What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?
Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)
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An exclamation of stinkiness, stronger than, "pee you!!!" but not as strong as, "piss you!!!".
{From the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Sing a Song of Patrickรยฐ}:
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy,
Pointy pointy pointy,
Whiz you! what's that horrible smell?
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