lasercide

The intentional murder of a laser -- usually done in the name of science.

That scientist committed first degree lasercide on that poor, defenseless laser just to see how long it would operate at maximum candiosity...er...uh...INTENSITY before it pooped out.

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cigarette stub

Another name for a cigarette butt.

Hey Jackson!
Check out that sand urn in front of the 7-11!!
It's just overflowing with cigarette stubs -- guess nobody believes in cleaning the fucker!!!

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faggot sweat

Perspiration (usually, but not always from the pittles) from a homosexual male.

Mark, what's that pitted-out shirt doing halfway under the bed?
{Mark}: DON'T TOUCH THAT NASTY-ASS THING!!! It's got faggot sweat on it and you'll turn queer if you pick it up!

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urinator

A urinal that splashes your shoes and the front of your pants with pee when you flush it.

Dude!!! Don't use that urinal on the far right because it's a urinator!!!

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urinator

What you might call the male penis because most of the time it's used, you expel micturition (piss, pee, poddy, etc.) out of it and into a urinal, toilet, bottle, cup, and so on where it can (hopefully) be disposed of.

Hang on a moment Dominique, I need to deal with my urinator before we go to the fag bar.

sysop sweat

Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.

{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.

doucheketeers

Douchebags. Plain and simple.

Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.