Insecticide -- usually in an aerosol bomb (spray can) such as Raid or Black Flag.
Mark, be a dear and fetch me the bugicide please! There's a fucking cockroach in the douchewasher again!!!
The opposite of Sonic X -- that is, Sonic the Hedgehog that moves extremely slowly.
{The Sonic X theme song but with torpedoed lyrics}
⪠Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop âª
⪠Gotta stop slow, gotta stop slow, âª
⪠Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, slower âª
⪠Movin' at speed of dark (make tracks) âª
⪠Slowest hedgehog it barks âª
⪠Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a new location, âª
⪠Without any explanation, no double relaxation! âª
⪠Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't think, don't stink, âª
⪠Just stop, stop, stop, stop, s-s-s-s-stop, stop! âª
⪠Gotta avoid the âª
⪠Bam Slam Gadget! âª
⪠Sonic, he's not the hero! âª
⪠Sonic, he's number zero! âª
⪠Sonic, he's coming whee!, âª
⪠So watch out... For Sonic Z! âª
⪠Gotta stop slow (Sonic!), gotta stop slow (Sonic!), âª
⪠Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, slower! âª
⪠Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! âª
⪠So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) Z, âª
⪠Gotta stop slow! âª
⪠Gotta stop slow! âª
⪠Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, âª
⪠Sonic Z! ⪠:-)
Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.
That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
A real asshole (also a total dickhead; a true waste of bungwipe).
Hey dude, did you know that guy over there (yes, the asshat!) is a real peterbreath?
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The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.
I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?
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When you sneeze and fart simultaneously, you snart.
(A-choo {braaaaaappp!})
Goddammit I just snarted!!!
What you call it when you sneeze and fart simultaneously.
{Jose}: Ahhh-hhh-hhhh-CHOO (brap!)
Fuck I just snarted!!!