twerpectomy

A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.

{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!

lite

How a faggot would spell the word, "light".

{Seen on a C=64 demo by Abyss in 1988}

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. LIGHT AND LITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?

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peecup

Usually (but not always) used in conjunction with pissologist {urologist} or pissology {urology} lab.

Hey Hoolio, did you leave your peecup on the cistern lid at the pissology lab again, or did you put it in that little thing on the wall next to the john?

poo-poo

Another word for the ass (the toliet muscle, the buttocks, the bum, the butt, etc.)

Hold on a sec...I need to go wipe my poo-poo again because it feels unwiped!

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teepz

Tablets of drugs (usually of the illicit kind).

{From the BBS door game, "Barneysplat" by Bong Software from 1992}

What would you like to do to Barney?

1: Cram him down the toliet with the toliet brush?
2: Give him some nice Barney acid teepz?
3: Strap him to the biggest loudspeaker at an Anthrax concert?

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shurger

How many people pronounce the word, "sugar".

{Debbie}: Angie, how many shurgers do you want in your coffee?
{Angie}: Two please.

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neighbourino

(n.) pronounced, "\nā-bər'ē-nō\"
This is how one can say the word, "neighbour"; Ned Flanders on the US TV program, "The Simpsons" usually says it when addressing a neighbour.

Hi-dee-ho neighbourino!