uricide

The act of killing a fly or other insect in a urinal by hitting it with your urine stream

I just committed first degree uricide of that horsefly that was in the pisscan.

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tephone

How some people pronounce the word, "telephone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?

{William}: Sure Agnes!

{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}

{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!

sandwitch

(also written as, "sand witch")
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.

Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.

{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.

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bungwipe

A slang term used to describe (a roll of) toliet paper.

Hey Martha! We're out of bungwipe again!

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poo-poo spray

Any type of air deodorant / air freshener that comes in an aerosol bomb (spray can).

{Marge}: Homer, did you just leave a big fat shit in our toliet?
{Homer}: Yes dear, and I even remembered to flush!
{Marge}: The bathroom stinks to high heaven; next time please use the poo-poo spray, ok?

beeping

What some people say or write when they mean, "blinking"; e.g., a blinking light.

{Angela}: Craig, what do those two beeping red lights on your wheelchair mean?
{Craig}: Hmmm...I don't hear anything. You must mean the BLINKING red lights. That means that the batteries are at 20%.

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BDS

A Commodore 64 computer demo/cracker group called, "Brain Damage Studios" that started in the late-1980s and is very probably still around. They also published the disk magazine, "Hardline".

I programmed the names Icebreaker, Moloch, and Redeye of BDS to the greetings in the scrollies of my demos back in the early-1990s.

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