diarrhea of the keyboard

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).

{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.

faxicide

The deliberate destruction of a facsimile (fax) machine.

Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!

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PHUQ

A version of the phrase, "fuck you" that can bypass the onboard censor in chatrooms, online BBSs (fora or forums), online games, etc.

You're an asshole!
Fucking jerk!
Eat shit!
PHUQ!

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hum my rod

Another term for "suck my dick".

{Joe & Josh are at the baseball stadium; Joe has the "cheap seats"}

Josh: Hey Joe, how's the weather up in the nosebleed section?
Joe: HUM MY ROD Josh!!!

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botheration

Effort, worry, or difficulty; bother.

Botheration! We still don't know who killed Ms. Hartt by bashing her head in with that big-ass lamp. My money though is on that fucking faggoty limp-wristed choreographer!

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pisscan

\PIS'kan\ (n.) A somewhat vulgar slang term for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.

Hey, I need to use the f'ing pisscan before we leave!!!

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drivenf

How John Bush (at the time the singer for Anthrax pronounced the word, "driven" in the song, "Packaged Rebellion".
He also pronounced the word, "influence" as, "influencef".

♪ I don't want to how you're so drivenf ♪
♪ I don't want to know your influencef ♪
♪ I don't need to prove myself ♪
♪ I just need to be myself ♪
♪ It doesn't show how I'm trying to be ♪
♪ It just shows who I am ♪